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#1 User is offline   SteveB 

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Posted 24 January 2020 - 08:21

According to the press and various Spurs fan sites, I hear that we are bidding for little known Peruvian striker, Carlos Kickaball.

His scoring record for Yaks United FC in the Andean Primera Division is second to none. He scored a 12 minutute hatrick in a recent match against Llama FC. Evidently Daniel is is negotiatians with his grandmother to bring Carlos and his extended family to N17. A medical has been arranged and the ritual tattooing of 'Yid Army' on to his left buttock will take place in time for our home ganme against Citeh !

Well it as about as believeable as most of the other cr@p I have been reading on various web sites that claim to be ITK
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Posted 24 January 2020 - 13:59

ITK.? May as well have a pint in any of the boozers on N17 postcode ...!
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Posted 24 January 2020 - 18:42

Wouldn't want you to run out of things to moan about.

Piatek might happen, Max Aarons and the Ebe geezer are all shortish prices while Eriksen is ridiculously short to go to Inter.

ITK is just info given to someone by someone that they regard as possibly connected closer to the people who might be involved. But you may just stand next to someone like that while sipping your crŤme de menthe in the bricklayers.
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Posted 24 January 2020 - 18:49

Can’t understand why we don’t go in for that Egyptian striker playing for Bruges. I remember him scoring a speculative 60 metre volley at the last World Cup.He tries that shot
regularly apparently. Yep we really should make a bid for Mustafa Krakatit..
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Posted 24 January 2020 - 18:55

View Postgriff, on 24 January 2020 - 18:49, said:

Canít understand why we donít go in for that Egyptian striker playing for Bruges. I remember him scoring a speculative 60 metre volley at the last World Cup.He tries that shot
regularly apparently. Yep we really should make a bid for Mustang Krakatit.


His cousin Mustapha Dump has just signed for the Arse.
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Posted 24 January 2020 - 22:47

I'm sold on Carlos.
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Posted 24 January 2020 - 23:26

View PostReally!!!, on 24 January 2020 - 22:47, said:

I'm sold on Carlos.



Remember Sugarís quip about Carlos Kickaball many years ago.
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Posted 25 January 2020 - 00:44

View Postgriff, on 24 January 2020 - 23:26, said:

Remember Sugarís quip about Carlos Kickaball many years ago.

I was sold then as well.
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