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If You Had 6 Bullets...

#1 Guest_UpTheSpurs_*

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 22:24

...and six bullets only, which celebrities in the entire world would you shoot?

I'll add as I go along because I always find I forget people. The first person I'd shoot would be that lispy tw*t from Mcfly
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#2 Guest_Dr Pepper_*

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 22:36

Jo Brand, Chris Tarrant, Peaches Geldof, Ringo Starr, Kerry Katona, Victoria Beckham.

Then i'd hit Amy Winehouse over the head with the gun and chuck her off a roof.
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#3 Guest_UpTheSpurs_*

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 23:16

Nice list there Doc but Ringo Starr? wtf.gif laugh.gif
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#4 Guest_Dr Pepper_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 00:12

Can't stand the guy. Look at this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOu7ApliZf0...feature=related

What a nobjock.

And at the Chelsea Flower Show an elderly woman asked fo his autograph and he said "leave me alone I don't do autographs, look at my website". He made her cry.
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#5 Guest_Simmer_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 00:41

QUOTE (Dr Pepper @ Jul 16 2009, 01:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Can't stand the guy. Look at this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOu7ApliZf0...feature=related

What a nobjock.

And at the Chelsea Flower Show an elderly woman asked fo his autograph and he said "leave me alone I don't do autographs, look at my website". He made her cry.


Crikey, I thought that might've been a stand-in having a laugh.

Shooting would be too fast. The Joker had some advice on that topic. I don't even know where to begin.
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#6 Guest_Dr Pepper_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 00:54

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sehCkq4ZaAQ...feature=related grinny.gif
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#7 Guest_Simmer_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 00:59

QUOTE (Dr Pepper @ Jul 16 2009, 01:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I hated Setanta's attempts to inject humour into their coverage. Never once made me laugh. I used to turn it off.
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#8 Guest_MAcHinA_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 02:01

Id like to add Jade Goody to that list, but oh well cancer got her in the end, god damn.
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#9 Guest_Simmer_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 02:02

QUOTE (MAcHinA @ Jul 16 2009, 03:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Id like to add Jade Goody to that list, but oh well cancer got her in the end, god damn.


Funny you should say that. I'd bring the b!tch back from the dead just to pepper her with bullets.
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#10 Guest_Diamond Lights_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 06:28

In no particular order :-

All Big Brother contestants (I'd put them in a line and shoot 1 .50 calibre bullet through the lot)

Paris Hilton - The biggest waste of a bio organsim ever to appear on earth

Amy Winehouse/Russel Brand - I swear that they are the same person, have you ever seen the two of them together ????

Cristiano Ronaldo - Do I really need to explain ?

Jonathan Ross - Used to be quite funny but is just crude now and seems to be on every where

Heather Mills - Words fail me
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#11 Guest_Simmer_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 08:40

Ooooooooh. Ronaldo. Say no more. angry2.gif

And BB contestants. Don't get me started.
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#12 Guest_Ronnie Rosenthal_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 08:47

That Jamelia off T4 is a massive c*nt.

Martin Keown is an appalling yet crushingly dull human being.

Anyone in Hollyoaks.

Horne & Corden are hugely overrated and very very unfunny.

I tend to be indifferent towards people I dislike.

Hmm, less murderous rage towards famous people I've never met than I thought, I'll have a think.

Phoebe from Friends is one of the most annoying tv characters in history.
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#13 Guest_bracknellyid_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 08:59

Chris Moyles, Lily Allen, Danny Dyer, Chris Martin, Jack Tweed (Jade's "husband") and Sharon Osbourne
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#14 Guest_UpTheSpurs_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 09:02

I thought of someone else!

John Bolton.
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#15 Guest_bracknellyid_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 09:06

QUOTE (Ronnie Rosenthal @ Jul 16 2009, 09:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Horne & Corden are hugely overrated and very very unfunny.


I have shared a pint with Matt Horne in the Bill Nicholson boozer. Very shy bloke

I loved Gavin & Stacey but the sketch show they did was terrible. It was full of "look at the fat bloke" gags. Awfully written.

Plus Corden is really believing his own hype and quickly becoming an arrogant plum
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#16 Guest_Ronnie Rosenthal_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 09:15

Never warmed to Gavin & Stacey, it was ok but I couldn't see why i got so talked up and everything they've done since, the film, brit awards, the sketch show has been dismal, I mean unintelligent, uninventive, cruising-on-the-hype power-sh*t.

Ooh, Chris Moyles and Danny Dyer; good ones.

Any Radio 1 DJ's deserve a bullet really.
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#17 Guest_Ronnie Rosenthal_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 12:25

Oh, I know, long-haired c*ntybollocks off the Confused.com ads. angry2.gif

What a f*cking cretin he really is. Headbanger.gif
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#18 Guest_Berba's Aliceband_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 13:07

QUOTE (Ronnie Rosenthal @ Jul 16 2009, 09:47 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Phoebe from Friends is one of the most annoying tv characters in history.


Completely agree.
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#19 Guest_bracknellyid_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 13:28

QUOTE (Ronnie Rosenthal @ Jul 16 2009, 01:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh, I know, long-haired c*ntybollocks off the Confused.com ads. angry2.gif

What a f*cking cretin he really is. Headbanger.gif



Oh Ronnie that is a stonker!!!

I have left the room in protest because of that f*cker!!

"Do you like bread" Arrrghhhhhhhhhh
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#20 Guest_Hotspur_*

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 21:41

in no particular order as they all deserve a bullet beween the eyes. And those that are already dead, well I'd just want to make f***ing their dead ! Jade Goody, Jack Tweedy, Joey Barton, Posh Spice, Sharon Osbourne and her fat ugly daughter !
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