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If You Had 6 Bullets...

#41 Guest_MAcHinA_*

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Posted 25 July 2009 - 15:48

QUOTE (bracknellyid @ Jul 22 2009, 10:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who is a very tidy unit these days. Despite being a chav


I agree, id give her a shot of one, and I don't mean a bullet HI OOOOOO.
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Posted 05 August 2009 - 23:14

No way Noel Gallagher! I really like Oasis even if they are city! What about- Cheryl Gascoinge, ian wrright, arsene wenger, ant, dec, and darren bent, now we got some money for him!
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 00:34

I would take all six bullets out of the gun, shove them down Danny Dyer's throat and beat him into the ground with the unloaded weapon.

Then I would visit the hospital whilst the forensic pathologist is removing the bullets from Danny's lifeless oesophagus, take them, load the gun and then go and shoot the following:

Chris Moyles

Jeremy Kyle

Bono

Jimmy Carr

I'd line up the heads of the guys who have appeared in those bulls*** Coke Zero adverts and see how far down the line one bullet will travel.

Nick Griffin
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#44 Guest_Ronnie Rosenthal_*

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Posted 06 August 2009 - 11:17

You may have seen it but have Youtube vid of Danny Dyer being punched in the face Woods. nice1.gif

You have to put up with him for a minute or so but it's worth it.

Jeremy Kyle and Chris Moyles are good shouts.

I've never watched his show before, it was only when they showed him on You Have Been Watching I was aware just how hideous he is.
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Posted 06 August 2009 - 11:24

QUOTE (Ronnie Rosenthal @ Aug 6 2009, 12:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've never watched his show before, it was only when they showed him on You Have Been Watching I was aware just how hideous he is.



It lives very close to me.

I see him in my local tesco quite a lot.

Last time i saw him in their he was picking up a case of lager when some guy came up to him and said "Jeremy, Jeremy..............GET A PROPER JOB YOU w***er" grinny.gif

Very juvenile i know but i found it hilarious
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#46 Guest_Buck Rogers_*

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Posted 29 August 2009 - 11:50

Arsené Wenger six times. No question. Reminds me of the joke, youre in a room with arsene wenger, a lion, a tiger and a snake and you only have three bullets in your gun, what do you do? shoot wenger three times laugh.gif
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#47 Guest_Ronnie Rosenthal_*

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 12:31

Anybody else get irrationally angry at that unlimited free txts ad?

I can't think which company it is but it's I think the ads on the streets of Manchester?

"Giant pillow fight, everyone in Manchester"

"wi do a conga...wi do a conga"

angry2.gif Headbanger.gif angry2.gif Headbanger.gif angry2.gif Headbanger.gif angry2.gif Headbanger.gif

Faux wacky f*cking rubbish.

It genuinely infuriates me. crying.gif
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#48 Guest_mack3rs_*

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 16:27

omg i cant believe not oe person on here has spared a bullet for jordan that publicty whore
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#49 Guest_funkfish_*

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Posted 14 October 2009 - 12:07

QUOTE (mack3rs @ Oct 7 2009, 05:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
omg i cant believe not oe person on here has spared a bullet for jordan that publicty whore



shed get all 6
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Posted 14 October 2009 - 13:06

Many have said Jermey Kyle, so he now up the swany. But just to make sure I'd add another between the eyes.

Venessa Feltz, I cant stand this Bit*h, i'd shove the gun up her a*se and blow her brains out from the inside.

The little kid from the glades advert. "Mummy, Mummy I want to poo at Pauls house". Whilst your there tell Pauls mum she gonna have to clean up a different kind of s*it.

With 3 Left. I'll get back to you.... boxing.gif


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#51 Guest_Ronnie Rosenthal_*

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 10:12

QUOTE (Ronnie Rosenthal @ Oct 7 2009, 01:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody else get irrationally angry at that unlimited free txts ad?

I can't think which company it is but it's I think the ads on the streets of Manchester?

"Giant pillow fight, everyone in Manchester"

"wi do a conga...wi do a conga"

angry2.gif Headbanger.gif angry2.gif Headbanger.gif angry2.gif Headbanger.gif angry2.gif

Faux wacky f*cking rubbish.

It genuinely infuriates me. crying.gif


"It's mind-boggling."

"Mind-boggling lmao.gif "

Bullets for them too. angry2.gif
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#52 Guest_Hackney_Yid_*

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Posted 15 October 2009 - 10:44

Only 6 bullets??

I will try to keep within the boundarys

1) Steve Bunce

2) Holly Willoughby (i hate that patronising tart)

3) Ferne Cotton (f*** OFF YOU MUG YOUR ON EVERY TV SHOW EVER)

4) The ITV commentator, Guy Tyldsc*nt or whatever he is called

5) Lady s***ting gaga

6) That skankerous old tart Madonna

Bye
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#53 Guest_The Slikmeister_*

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 14:54

1. Terry Henry - Not just because he's a diobolical cheat but cos I hate him with avengence!
He's a fantastic player, of that there can be no argument, but he's the most up himself & arrogant
man in existance. Ive never forgotten his goal celebration against us at the Library a few years ago.
Die u c**t!
2. Giles Brandreth.
3. Richard Stilgoe.
Words cannot describe my loathing for these 2 TV bafoons!
4. Osama Bin Laden - Mine & your enemy, he wants to kill the likes of me so i'd get one in first.
Simples!
5. Silvio Burlusconi - Slimey looking lump of Sh*t & a fascist to boot.
Tah Tah!
6. Mark Bosnich - Aussie wan*er who thought it was a funny to do a nazi salute at WHL a while ago.
Off you go son!

Well thats my 6, I'd enjoy each moment.
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#54 Guest_old grey yid_*

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 15:46

six bullets ahh!!
1 jamie oliver... hate the mockney brat...

2 .jamie oliver again.. double tapped to make sure... that would be pukka!!!!

3.tony blair... for opening our borders in such a sly way hoping no one would notice!!! allowing 4million poles & another 1 million from other eastern european states...."legal immigrants" not counting the 2 million illegals who've just walked in!!

4. gordon brown... see above he's also complisite.

5.simon cowell...for the destruction of popular music

6 caerfully aimed at the 50 tonnes of tnt planted under parliament.. (hasn't another good catholic boy tried something like this before!! lmao.gif lmao.gif )
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#55 Guest_Pushandrun61_*

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Posted 21 November 2009 - 00:31

3 for Platini and 3 for Blatter, obviously out of bullets i would then get Henry in a gripple grapple and cut his hand off with an axe!!

I would then throw Simon Cowell in the river and i would make it illegal for anybody to exploit their own children on a reality TV show ( and thatgoes for team trailer trash as well as team sympathy vote). they are both disgusting people.
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Posted 14 December 2009 - 13:42

I could never advocate killing someone, but 6 people I certainly wouldn't stop any of you blowing away are...

Piers Morgan
Jonathon Ross
Jay Kay
Simon Cowell
El Hadj Diouf
Katie Price
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#57 Guest_animalmother_*

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 20:36

calvin harris, calvin harris, calvin harris, calvin harris, calvin harris, calvin harris.

all 6 so the lanky c*nt doesn't get up......i hate him
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#58 Guest_SuperTottenham_*

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 23:02

QUOTE (The Slikmeister @ Nov 20 2009, 09:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
4. Osama Bin Laden - Mine & your enemy, he wants to kill the likes of me so i'd get one in first.
Simples!


And he's a gooner!
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#59 Guest_SevenSteps2Kevin_*

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Posted 06 January 2010 - 00:10

six people, whom, if dead, would very likely contribute to world peace:

-osama bin laden: mutually understood
-mahmoud ahmadinejad: more nukes = bad, tyrant to his own people
-rupert murdoch: general disseminator of disinformation, contributor to doublespeak worldwide
-kim jong il: more nukes = bad, tyrant to his own people
-sean "diddy" combs: a completely self-absorbed p***k, doesn't even know how to rap, really
-vladimir putin: completely. f***ing. shady. ex-kgb- enough said.

should be there, but aren't a threat to world peace anymore:
-george w. bush
-sean hannity
-dick cheney
-rush limbaugh

as for calvin harris, i enjoyed his first album quite a bit...
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#60 Guest_animalmother_*

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 14:21

QUOTE (SevenSteps2Kevin @ Jan 6 2010, 12:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
as for calvin harris, i enjoyed his first album quite a bit...


would just like to ensure he doesn't make anymore!
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