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Posted 29 October 2013 - 18:13

1. Piers Morgan - English snob Arse fan on American TV. Not no more.

2. Obama - Ruined the American economy and healthcare system.

3. Joe Biden - see above (allow a Republican in to fix the economy and healthcare system)

4. Vlad Putin - Former KGB member who supports Muslim terrorists.

5. Iran Ayatollah - Crooked 12er (read about if its news to you), who the second gets a nuke will use it on the "Great Satan" and "Little Satan"

6. Mylie Cyrus - to protect all the little girls out there. Get them a better role model.
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Posted 29 October 2013 - 18:46

View Postold grey yid, on 20 November 2009 - 15:46, said:

six bullets ahh!!
1 jamie oliver... hate the mockney brat...

2 .jamie oliver again.. double tapped to make sure... that would be pukka!!!!

3.tony blair... for opening our borders in such a sly way hoping no one would notice!!! allowing 4million poles & another 1 million from other eastern european states...."legal immigrants" not counting the 2 million illegals who've just walked in!!

4. gordon brown... see above he's also complisite.

5.simon cowell...for the destruction of popular music

6 caerfully aimed at the 50 tonnes of tnt planted under parliament.. (hasn't another good catholic boy tried something like this before!! <img src="http://www.planetspurs.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lmao.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lmao:" border="0" alt="lmao.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lmao.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lmao:" border="0" alt="lmao.gif" /> )


Yes mate his name was Guido Fawkes, another Yorkshireman. :niceone:

i would also have
1/Blair for the same reason
2/ cowell same reason
3/piers Morgan
4/two faced political prostitute clegg
5/ and that j. ross
got one left will think about that, would have had thatcher but the Lord did that for me.
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Posted 30 October 2013 - 12:24

6 bullets:

Chris Moyles - Absolute knob, can't stand the man and from all accounts from a friend who worked with him, he's an absolute bully too. I would shoot him first, but I fear I would just end up firing all 6 into him, so I'd save him until last.

Jack Wilshire - I wouldn't kill him though, just a knee cap, so I could enjoy everyone calling him 'Jack Wheelchair' and he'd have to sit there and watch Tottenham dominate North London and the premiership.

John Terry - Eveything I hate about Chelsea in one man, a racist, a thug, blinkered, and I don't use the C word very often, but I'd use it just before I shot him, so it would be the last word he heard as I put a bullet through his head.

David Cameron - Smarmy, lying, fake hypoctrical tw*t who brainwashes the naive into voting for him - That day a couple of days before the election when the front page of The Sun was him in a petrol station buying The Sun, so set up and purely to make idiots think he's a man of the people, a perfect example of media and how Murdoch could get whoever he liked to win. I'd give him a bit of a kicking before hand too.

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Posted 01 November 2013 - 19:18

Trust me, there was a time when levy would of been top of the list, but ive finally made my peace with him now.

I would seek out the person responsible for inventing political correctness and put one bullet straight between their eyes.

Olly Murrs would be next. I cannot stand this p***k. I'm fed up with seeing his mug. He gets everywhere, like s*** in a field. This bullett would be a stomach shot, so he could die painfully and slowly. Just like it is listening to his cr@p music. Artist my arse!

Alan smith. What a cock! Biased tw*t aswell. His voice just riles me to the point that I have to turn the telly down. I find it ridiculous that sky allow him to commentate on arsenal games.

Perez the madrid president. Would give him a good kicking first. Maybe even some light torture.

Mark lawrenson. No explanation needed with this tw*t.

Any scouser to be honest. The most annoying accent in the world.
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Posted 02 November 2013 - 13:17

for me personally the brummie accent is the worse. :niceone:
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Posted 04 November 2013 - 14:32

So many, including anyone on Saturday night television singing or dancing, so Simon Cowell would get my first. Nothing good from the man - probably a gooner as well.
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Posted 04 November 2013 - 15:26

i also despise all he stands for, cant bl**dy stand the person.
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Posted 06 November 2013 - 08:10

Russell Brand - I seem to be missing the comedian bit. Monumental tw*t, and probably a gooner.

Edit - just remembered he's a spammer.
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Posted 12 November 2013 - 20:25

If I could shoot anyone, absolutely anyone-then i think I'll go for my next door neighbour. The fcuking miserable p***k. But I eouldnt kill him just hospitalise him, then when he's better do it again. Rinse and repeat,rinse and repeat.
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 06:52

View Postwheelbo, on 12 November 2013 - 20:25, said:

If I could shoot anyone, absolutely anyone-then i think I'll go for my next door neighbour. The fcuking miserable p***k. But I eouldnt kill him just hospitalise him, then when he's better do it again. Rinse and repeat,rinse and repeat.


Agreed. Whilst killing someone may induce a momentary release of repressed anger, being able to put them through their own Groundhog's Day is much more fun.

Who needs bullets?

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[NOTE: I'm not advocating that you do this -- just that psychological head f***s are much more fun for messing with people than shooting them. I forget who said but there's a famous quote along the lines of "Violence is the last resort of the unimaginative." Which is mostly true, unless said violence involves the overthrow of governments by the governed. Hence the US and their founding fathers, in their wisdom, and the second amendment to the US constitution in the Bill of Rights. ]
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 07:07

View PostUSASpursFan, on 29 October 2013 - 18:13, said:

1. Piers Morgan - English snob Arse fan on American TV. Not no more.

2. Obama - Ruined the American economy and healthcare system.

3. Joe Biden - see above (allow a Republican in to fix the economy and healthcare system)

4. Vlad Putin - Former KGB member who supports Muslim terrorists.

5. Iran Ayatollah - Crooked 12er (read about if its news to you), who the second gets a nuke will use it on the "Great Satan" and "Little Satan"

6. Mylie Cyrus - to protect all the little girls out there. Get them a better role model.


This is just your strange sense of humour again, right? Apologies, my system needs calibrating.
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 12:15

I thought I had already answered this one but alas no I havent so here is my list:

Robert Pires
Arsene Wenger
Jack Wilshere
Wojciech Szczęsny
John Terry
Sol Campbell

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Posted 04 December 2013 - 13:55

I used to think Wenger, then i asked my self why?
And now i wouldnt, hes a dam good manager, handles pressure, has been loyal, GETS RESULTS, cant fault the guy, Im a bit older now and much wiser.
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 14:21

View PostUSASpursFan, on 29 October 2013 - 18:13, said:

1. Piers Morgan - English snob Arse fan on American TV. Not no more.

2. Obama - Ruined the American economy and healthcare system.

3. Joe Biden - see above (allow a Republican in to fix the economy and healthcare system)

4. Vlad Putin - Former KGB member who supports Muslim terrorists.

5. Iran Ayatollah - Crooked 12er (read about if its news to you), who the second gets a nuke will use it on the "Great Satan" and "Little Satan"

6. Mylie Cyrus - to protect all the little girls out there. Get them a better role model.


something tells me your quite right wing :grinny:
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 17:24

View Postold grey yid, on 04 December 2013 - 14:21, said:

something tells me your quite right wing :grinny:

Fiscally. Socially I am more neutral. I'm a libertarian. My basic premise is that people should be allowed to do whatever they want as long as they are not hurting others.
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Posted 04 December 2013 - 18:39

Thats a pretty fair outlook on life mate. :clap:
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Posted 20 March 2017 - 13:55

Seeing as we have a load of new members thougyt it might be interesting to bring this back to life, if any care to read through it and give their awnsers. :niceone:
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Posted 06 June 2017 - 09:42

This is an interesting if macabre topic and needs some thought. But off the bat here are 6 bullets I wish I could have delivered at birth:

1. Adolf Hitler. Responsible for WW2 and all the s***e that ensued incl holocaust, and all those wasted yoing lives on all sides.

2. Joseph Stalin. Incalculable millions killed as a result of his murderous policies before during and after WW2.

3. Pol Pot. Cambodian killing fields. Lost virtually half their population about 3 mill.

4. Henry VIII. Controversial one and always painted historically with rose tinted spectacles but let's face it he was a complete A1 arsehole. Despotic regime with kangaroo courts, false confessions and torture, split the christian church with all the subsequent s***e that has caused and lopped off a couple of wives heads on the side - I know some members might envy him for this!

5. Slobodan Milosevic. Serbian dictator that engineered break-up of Yugoslavia (and a damned good footy team to boot!) and resulted in ethnic war killing hundreds if thousands. It was particularly hideous because it was so near to us geographically and in history and we pretty much sat on our hands when we could have stopped it.

6. Jimmy Saville. No justice for this monster. Ok he wasn't a mass murderer but in his own way as big a monster as any on this list.
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Posted 06 June 2017 - 17:33

The rolling stones, Greedy old ugly fookers playing geriatric rock.............thats 5.
The bloke who decided to chuck acid on my car because i had right of way but he thought i would tamely let him bully his way through.
Must have recognised my vehicle and decided to come in the dead of night like the skulking coward he is.
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Posted 07 June 2017 - 16:39

View PostHeisenberg, on 06 June 2017 - 09:42, said:

This is an interesting if macabre topic and needs some thought. But off the bat here are 6 bullets I wish I could have delivered at birth:

1. Adolf Hitler. Responsible for WW2 and all the s***e that ensued incl holocaust, and all those wasted yoing lives on all sides.

2. Joseph Stalin. Incalculable millions killed as a result of his murderous policies before during and after WW2.

3. Pol Pot. Cambodian killing fields. Lost virtually half their population about 3 mill.

4. Henry VIII. Controversial one and always painted historically with rose tinted spectacles but let's face it he was a complete A1 arsehole. Despotic regime with kangaroo courts, false confessions and torture, split the christian church with all the subsequent s***e that has caused and lopped off a couple of wives heads on the side - I know some members might envy him for this!

5. Slobodan Milosevic. Serbian dictator that engineered break-up of Yugoslavia (and a damned good footy team to boot!) and resulted in ethnic war killing hundreds if thousands. It was particularly hideous because it was so near to us geographically and in history and we pretty much sat on our hands when we could have stopped it.

6. Jimmy Saville. No justice for this monster. Ok he wasn't a mass murderer but in his own way as big a monster as any on this list.



Yeah have to agree jimmy saville served no purpose towards mankind.
There is a school of thought that no other life preys upon man other than man himself.
If nothing preys upon anything else, life itself soon becomes unbalanced and is overrun by the gift of living itself.

You can add alexander who annihilated entire nations ! caesar ! genghis khan and others to that list of past monsters.
Plus the viking maurauders ! and william the conqueror etc etc.
They all culled mankind without knowing what they were doing or what they were doing it for.
Part of the human fabric of life.
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