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Posted 18 March 2017 - 13:36

Husband making love to his wife expresses the fact he is not happy with the size of his wifes boobs.
" Nature didnt endow you sweetness did it "
The wife replies " well why dont you pay for a boob job for me " ?
Hubby replies " we cant afford that can we "? " why dont you just rub toilet paper over your boobs " ?
How will that help replies the wife ?
Well it works with your great big fat arse doesnt it.....................boom boom !!!!!
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Posted 19 March 2017 - 09:12

love it. :niceone:

My Neighbour came and knocked on my door and said there are five guys beating up your mother-in-law down the road, are you going to give a hand? I said no there's five of them that should be enough. :dancing:


My wife said to me the other day tell me honestly how many women have you slept with before me? I said I can honestly say my darling you are the only one Ive ever slept with--I was awake with the others. :niceone:
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Posted 22 June 2017 - 08:47

Elizabeth Taylor (rest her soul) got out the bath one day and took a long look at her private area's in the mirror.
"My oh my" she exclaimed i need to see my plastic surgeon ! everything below my belly button is going south.
On seeing her surgeon she swears him to secrecy and threatens to sue him if he tells anyone about her surgery.
Waking up from the op liz see's the room has several vases full of flowers so she immediately calls for her surgeon.
"whats all this she say's" ? " i thought i told you not to tell anyone "
"i didnt " replied the surgeon "all the flowers are from the bloke in the room next door " "he wanted to thank you for his new ears"
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Posted 02 March 2018 - 15:19

Snow white and six of the dwarfs got in bed feeling happy, so happy got out. :grinny:
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Posted 04 March 2018 - 09:59

Heard some celebrity news recently

Firstly, Mick Hucknall,of Simly Red was in Court,charged with sexually assaulting his pet rabbit. He denied the charges but said that he was only ‘holding back the years’

Also H from steps was killed in a freak accident. He was out jogging,wearing a personalised tracksuit top when a helicopter landed on him.
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